India,is the promised monkey land which eagerly awaits monkeys of all shapes,colours and sizes.The only condition is that they should have the monkey factor in abundance.The monkeys want only peanuts,idlis,clothes,mobiles and bags.
It is in the larger interest that India be kept exclusively for monkeys and the rest be relocated to more people friendly places.Beyond the wildest calculations the monkey population in India has reached alarming levels and unless drastic steps are taken soon,it could pose a serious threat to the rest of the world.
The monkeys spend the whole day chattering and making weird noises which make it impossible for humans to have any peace of mind.They are so intimately bound together that they move from one place to another like the speed of light.Any kind hearted attempts to reform the monkeys are bound to fail because they have taken upon themselves to destroy the human race.
Weapons of war will not be able to exterminate the monkey race but only a determined effort on the part of the healthy and normal people will be able to bring the monkeys to their senses.
It is in the larger interest that India be kept exclusively for monkeys and the rest be relocated to more people friendly places.Beyond the wildest calculations the monkey population in India has reached alarming levels and unless drastic steps are taken soon,it could pose a serious threat to the rest of the world.
The monkeys spend the whole day chattering and making weird noises which make it impossible for humans to have any peace of mind.They are so intimately bound together that they move from one place to another like the speed of light.Any kind hearted attempts to reform the monkeys are bound to fail because they have taken upon themselves to destroy the human race.
Weapons of war will not be able to exterminate the monkey race but only a determined effort on the part of the healthy and normal people will be able to bring the monkeys to their senses.
