welcome to monkey land

India,is the promised monkey land which eagerly awaits monkeys of all shapes,colours and sizes.The only condition is that they should have the monkey factor in abundance.The monkeys want only peanuts,idlis,clothes,mobiles and bags.
It is in the larger interest that India be kept exclusively for monkeys and the rest be relocated to more people friendly places.Beyond the wildest calculations the monkey population in India has reached alarming levels and unless drastic steps are taken soon,it could pose a serious threat to the rest of the world.
The monkeys spend the whole day chattering and making weird noises which make it impossible for humans to have any peace of mind.They are so intimately bound together that they move from one place to another like the speed of light.Any kind hearted attempts to reform the monkeys are bound to fail because they have taken upon themselves to destroy the human race.
Weapons of war will not be able to exterminate the monkey race but only a determined effort on the part of the healthy and normal people will be able to bring the monkeys to their senses.

who is who?

People have lost their very identity.Women do not know kindness,politeness and relationship,the men are only bothered about making money.
The whole of India has become a movie,sometimes comedy,tragedy,horror and mostly pornography.No one is interested in the future,it is instant gratification they are looking for.The children,animals,trees,oceans and rivers are all desolate and dying minute by minute.
People are producing mechanically without any meaning,only the numbers matter to them.Without working everyone has become a billionaire!

There is no sign of discipline,determination,creativity or aesthetics,only treachery and crime in the hearts.Honest people,very few though are being compelled to join the gang.Their hard earned savings are being denied to them,while the lazy ones are enjoying themselves.The rascals with the help of the women have taken control of the banks,insurance companies and stock exchanges.Their speech is incomprehensible and cannot be understood by others.The women wear expensive clothes everyday and travel all over the town on two wheelers and cars.Computers and mobiles have become the source of status and power.

bomb paris

The French people are the most perverse people ever to be found anywhere.The men are paedophiles and the women satanic.
In Pondicherry they have made the whole community sick with their idea of fun.They are not interested in anything except sex.The children are not reading,talking,singing or taking part in sports.Everybody is doing everything mechanically without realizing it.In shops, the elderly are not respected but only threatened.There are thousands of vehicles lined on both sides of the streets without any purpose or need.
The French are the Devils own and have taken upon themselves to destroy the entire earth.They are filled with vile thoughts and destructive fancies.It is in everybodys interest that the French be shown the door.

screwing the whores

The whores need the rear end of things!A special gorilla regiment is being trained to give the whores the works from all sides.
The whores have wired the system completely along with the pimps and two timers.It is only the gorillas who can straighten the mess by tearing apart the whores.
The whores are actually the baser instinct in everybody.It is that which makes everyone weak and helpless.Once some of the strong ones are united and cooperative,rest is easy.If a few are left to face hardships all by themselves while the rest have an easy time,it will always be the same.The Western world has created so many comfort notions for itself while the rest are going to the blazes to save them.Wherever they go they try to implant their false belief system into everybody.

The rest have now seen through the whole dirty game and if they insist on doing us in,we know what we have to do!

nobody knows what is what

It is extremely difficult to tell people what is needed.There is so much insanity and perversity everywhere that it is difficult to do what one wants to do without learning the monkey language.
Normal people have to spend the entire day without doing anything to be able to get a little tea and food.

All the time one can see monsters,ferocious dinosaurs and ugly forms everywhere.Everyone is wearing dark glasses and face masks to protect themselves from the pornographic material on the streets.
The same person appears in different places with another person at the same time.Every woman is a daughter,wife,sister and mother all at the same time.Milk packets,ghee,fruits,cooked rice and vegetables are being thrown on the streets.So many monkeys are seen everywhere,eating,holding hands,wearing caps,talking to themselves and driving in circles the whole day.

Nobody is concerned whether it is day or night,winter or summer,this way or that way.It is impossible to make sense of anything.

monkey becomes PM

Beating all odds a monkey has managed to become PM of India!Since recorded time,this is the first time that an entire people have gone mad.
The Monkey wants to make the entire world a one big family of which he will be the king.All the leaders of the world are giving him a red carpet welcome,he knows that he has duped everybody.
The United Nations wants to celebrate 'Yoga day' when millions are not getting good and water.The entire landscape of the towns has become like a moon with rockets and missiles pointing towards the sky.All the houses and buildings are like tinder boxes with explosives inside.The streets are crowded with insane monsters,ballistic missiles,submarines and tanks.
All the shops are owned by monkeys and lunatics who communicate by nods and gestures.The Monkey has trained so many others that they are already in the process of taking over the entire world.The monkey kinds have already established relations with the normal ones everywhere and are breeding monkeys everywhere.

In monkey land books are not necessary,only computers and mobiles.Everything is available at the push of a button.Instead of the monkeys searching for food,people are providing them everything.

its a mad,mad world

The entire elite go berserk and start spinning webs of deceit right across the world.Everyone has a doomsday scenario inbuilt and wants to make hay while the sun shines.Nobody is working except the sincere types who go on regardless.The vast majority of the population has invented sign language which is deciphered by nods and gestures.The media and the politicians for the past 50 years have been deliberately distorting the perceptions across the world.
The religious fundamentalists have come up with a paradise with multi-dimensional man-woman relationship and a lot of men and women have developed perverse tendencies and have lost the capability to communicate with one another.
The bizarre and psychaedilic aspects have taken over all aspects of daily life.Most people appear to be obsessed and weird.The children and the animals are scared of the human species.

free for all

India is a 'free for all' country without any self-respect,discipline,sincerity or restraint.People have acquired ill gotten wealth without working at all.Most educated people just spend the day wherever and earn huge pay packets.The labourers,sweepers and workers are in a semi-starved condition.The women have lost perception and honour.The buy and sell culture has eaten into the very social fabric.School children are committing suicide due to their inability to cope with the enormous text books and school bags.Every school child is being forced to wear a photo ID card.There is a feeling of casualness everywhere and the 'haves' are not bothered about others.
The people with a sense of responsibility are being scorned and despised everywhere.They are unable to find a helping hand or somebody to turn to.The spirit of bonhomie and cordiality has been replaced by suspicion and hostility.It is impossible to sustain relationships without having the monkey-factor.
People  have become robots and mechanical in their day to day life.
All the commercial establishments are stuffed with expensive articles and the poor are unable to earn a livelihood.
The language of communication is through horns,nods and gestures.All the public parks,sports stadiums and libraries are either locked or neglected.
Mafias and underworld dons are running the country.The armed forces are indifferent about internal security.The police are hand in glove with the criminals and the rich.The media is full of day and night cricket matches and soap operas.

the big farce

Winston Churchill said"Indians are the dirtiest people in the world.They breed like rabbits.'Indians by their actions have proved him right on every count.
The PM says "We are the Gurus of the world.We are going to make the world a one big family.!'In India it is impossible to survive without the monkey-factor in you.Every commercial establishment is based on sex.Unless you know the sex-letter,it is impossible to relate with anyone.All the people  who have made it to the top have reached without doing anything except by fucking one another.
People who had saved for their old age are running from pillar to post to get back their hard earned money but are getting no response from anywhere.The farmers are committing suicide because they are unable to relate to the 'one big family'concept.
The army is busy guarding the corrupt politicians because they have nothing else to do.
The entire educational system  is designed for the benefit of the rich and corrupt.

The scientists are into designing missiles and rockets while the poor are starving to death.

a tea party

Boy-you are like the sun!
Girl-really!
Boy-what the fuck!
Girl-really.I mean that much.
Boy-ur the ultimate.
girl-really!
Boy-I will convince you!
girl-when?
boy-I will buy you a mercedes!
girl-I dont want a mercedes!
boy-you want an aircraft!
girl-that doesnt matter!
boy-maybe a painting.
girl-could be!
boy-wanna have dinner!
girl-I want to smoke a cigar!
boy-cigars are expensive!
girl-how much?
boy -i dont know.
girl-fine.see u soon.

a con-game

An American embraces Buddhism and accepts the Dalai Lama as his guru.A dialogue between the Guru and Shishya:-

Shishya:-I am sick of the American way of life! Sir,I want enlightenment.You are known to be an enlightened person.Please show me the way.
Guru:-Indeed I have attained Nirvana through the 8 fold path of Buddha.I am ready to accept you as my disciple,if you are prepared to help the cause.
Shishya:-Anything,Sir! I will do everything that is expected of me.
Guru:-Take this string of beads and keep on chanting "Buddham sharanam gacchami.Dhammam sharanam gacchami' and you will attain to Nirvana.You must also enroll 100 new members every month.
Shishya-I am already feeling much better by being in your exalted presence.I will follow your instructions to the letter.
Guru-Since you are famous in America,you must arrange TV interviews and introduce me to the rich and powerful of America so that we can spread the gospel of Buddha in America.
Shishya-I am conviced of the illusory nature of the world and Nirvana to be the goal of life.

Guru-I hereby rename you as 'Tathagata'.Adopt the Buddhist way of life and soon you will be a Guru yourself.My blessings,my child.

todays news

Prince Charles and Diana were contemplating break up.
Plane crash in Taipei-15 killed,43 injured
Rebels bomb Kiev-23 killed
Rahul breaks silence
Modi to address rally in Delhi
Swine flu spreads across India
Cameron-Churchill still relevent in England
Prince Andrew denies sex with 17 year old
Suicide bomb in mosque in Pakistan-42 killed
Japan increases defence budget
Obama takes credit for revival of Us economy
Child prostitution racket busted in Pondicherry
Former IMF chief to face trial in France for running prostitution ring

jokes

humour in daily life

relationships-screwing one another
newspaper-lies and slander
television-screaming obscenities
computers-selling windows
governments-terrorists in disguise
automobiles-how to poison the earth
schools-shops for uniforms and maggi noodles
apartments-places to sleep and eat
streets-people cannot walk
cities-designed for use of machines
culture-Mcdonalds
writers-selling garbage
teachers-ignorance is bliss!
science-ideas for destroying the world
freedom-a dirty word
family-people wearing same uniform
religion-selling god
speech-whats app